engorgio-reducio:

should i reblog for the caption or the tags

2complicated2fathom:

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE LIVE

necklace-of-rope:

so, today this girl in my class asked what the word procrastination meant and i said ‘can i explain that later?’ and my teacher laughed for like five minutes and when he stopped the girl whispered ’ i don’t get it’

dannypuddings:

#you don’t play the doctor you are the doctor

bitchbetterhavemyhunny:

come on barbie it’s my birthday

uncured:

the-fault-in-our-wifi:

and how did you say your internet addiction started?

this is so accurate it’s not even funny 

rabioheab:

FACT: the USA is trillions of dollars in debt because obama won’t fucking stop buying things on farmville 

flowerpixies:

urbancatfitters:

heeheehaahaahoohoo:

in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.

we´ve been found out

meanplastic:

waking up in the morning for school

livvefast:

nordegrafs:

mmmyesquite:

uhuhanniebananie:

tltty:

i don’t even know if i like blogging anymore it’s kinda just routine

people say the same thing about cocaine

you fucking moron you dont inject cocaine

excuse u i injected 5 cocaines i bet you havnt even drank one marijuana