should i reblog for the caption or the tags
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE LIVE
so, today this girl in my class asked what the word procrastination meant and i said ‘can i explain that later?’ and my teacher laughed for like five minutes and when he stopped the girl whispered ’ i don’t get it’
come on barbie it’s my birthday
and how did you say your internet addiction started?
this is so accurate it’s not even funny
FACT: the USA is trillions of dollars in debt because obama won’t fucking stop buying things on farmville
in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.
we´ve been found out
waking up in the morning for school
i don’t even know if i like blogging anymore it’s kinda just routine
people say the same thing about cocaine
you fucking moron you dont inject cocaine
excuse u i injected 5 cocaines i bet you havnt even drank one marijuana